Monday, August 29, 2011

Monday Murpage

Okay, it's 10:26 and I'm just now starting, as long as this gets in before midnight it still counts right? RIGHT. I'll admit it, this week I totally forgot about Monday Murpage. I just lost track of the time guis :/. Remember those changes I've been rambling on about? Yeah, it's those again. I feel like I'm becoming that purple monster with a billion heads from Hercules;

Too many captains; too many people; too many directions. Its hard to live when you're 7 different people.

Today I mostly murped around my house and ran a few local errands. My parents are really taking advantage of my need for driving practice and sending me all over town. They even enlisted me to be their designated driver for a function this week. Hey, the California Drivers Handbook said I had to drive with an adult over the age of 25, it didn't say anything about that adult needing to be sober.

Lols this blog is starting to be more personal than I imagined it being, maybe I should change my little about me blurb so I don't mislead people.

1. Mood:
A little worn down. I'm feeling kinda under the weather. 

2. What's the worst date you've ever been on?
The time a guy invited me to the fair and ditched me. I was a little miffed at first because we'd arrived together, but I got over it enough so that I could find someone else to fill my daily dose of testosterone. He was pretty mad when he found out. To be fair, I didn't even know it was a date. 

3. Do you have an earphone preference?
I do indeed. I actually have kinda oddly built ears, so earphones present a certain challenge. I have small ear holes (canals?) so the earbuds with the foam stuff that are suppose to fit to your ears always fall out on me. And then I also have a pretty small head, so head phones rarely hit on my ears even on the smallest setting. And ear phones that wrap around the ear are usually too big at standard size because my ears are so small. I'm kinda just all around small in the headular area. I wish the same could be said about my butt. Right now, I'm using this cool hair of workout earbuds from target with these rubber cones inside. Oh Target, you always have just what I need.

Hey guess what.

I got a blogging app for my phone :D.
I'll do my best to get the hang of the formatting and stuff. Prepare for random(er) posts.
I'm live from the road bebe
It was nice talking to you today :3
Ps. Please excuse my face, I'm at kaiser XD.
Pps. The ratio between emoticons to actual words in this post is enormous lol.

Sunday, August 28, 2011

Isnt it all complicated? (a blurb and photo thoughts)

Il est toujours les fesses d'├óne... le sigh.

I never get to say everything. I wish, we could have one day of completely open honesty. Without fear of offending one another, or breaking bonds, or burning bridges. Just honesty with our fellow human beings. Maybe we wouldn't all hurt so much then. 

Talk to me. I promise I'm a nice person.

Wednesday, August 24, 2011

A PSA for all the ladies going back to school

Don't dress like a ho. It ain't cute and nobody will like you.
Maybe you'll perk a few penises, but really, that's not too hard to do if you have a vagina, or some other orifice generally concealed by undergarments. It's school, not a brothel.
The people "hating" aren't old fogies with sticks up their ass, or people who are just jealous of what you have (or more likely, have not) got. They're people who don't enjoy seeing your bush peek out the bottom of your skirt during English at 7 in the morning. I'm all for dressing to party... when you're going to a party. Not school.
You can be plenty smokin' hot with your nipples covered. Don't just give sneak peaks away like that all day long, make em' work for it. I'm sure you don't want your junk in some kind of mental porn catalog of some sexually frustrated teenage boy who can't get any.
I'm not begging you to all dress "appropriately" by mom standards or anything. Think of it like this. When you're getting dressed in the morning, imagine you have a super protective boyfriend who leans towards the jealous end of the scale. Wear something that makes all his friends jealous, but covers everything he wouldn't want his friends to see. Cute, figure flattering, and leaving something to the imagination.

What do you guys think of school outfits? I'm interested to know.

It was nice talking to you today :3

currently listening to: a lecture by my history teacher :/

Monday, August 22, 2011

Monday Murpage

Bettchu aaaaaaaaaaaaaall thought I'd bail didn't you? DIDNT YOU?!

Nah I'm here :3.

Last week's been a bit strange for me. I feel like right now I'm at a cross roads, so many things are due for changing and rearranging, but it seems like the universe hasn't quite decided which way it wants to bend me yet. I'm just trying to tread water, keep my face above the break line, do my best, and hope it all works out. It gets kinda tiring all on my own. But then if i sit down and really think about it, I've already been on my own for quite some time.

Sorry if that wasn't full of pep, I could think of at catchy upbeat intro XD.


1. Mood:
A little melancholic at the moment. I had a lovely afternoon chitchat with a gal pal earlier, but now I'm starting to feel a little blah. Too much stress I think. 

2. Pick one: Chicken, Pork, or Beef. The two that you do not choose you must give up forever and ever. 
This one's hard. I can defintely eliminate chicken right off the bat, I'm not much for poultry on the reg. And then it's hard to choose between pork and beef. I loves me a good and delicious steak, but in Chinese culture so many foods revolve around pork. And bacon. Oh god I love bacon..... Ima havta go with pork. 

3. What is your perfect heel height?
Probably 3 1/2 to 4 inches. 5 is kinda pushing it as far as all day wear, and I refuse to put on a heel less than 3 inches. If it's shorter than that, might as well just wear flats. Tiny heels can be just as uncomfortable as sky high stillettos, and I don't see the point in suffering if I don't get the height gain. 

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Let's Fly Back

Time just seems to be moving to quickly my dears. Today is already Sunday, and my first week of school has blown by. Summer has official shriveled up in the sun from a robust 3 months to a mere pittance of sunrises and sunsets. le sigh. Time for another chapter. 
This is my new dress I was talking about in last week's Monday Murpage. I found it while wandering around the backstreet boutiques of Mongkok with some of my girlfriends. I actually kinda feel like a blue jay taking flight with the long tail flowing out behind me.

Don't you just hate it when...

You open the internet browser, you look on your blogger dashboard, you go to redheelswalking....

Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Loltrip 2011: LA

This post is obese with pictures.
It tried to slim down but really, Jenny Craig just wasn't cutting it. 

I'm too tired to blog for reals.

So instead lemme leave you with this:

Don't be rude. It'll bite you in the ass. 

Goodnight Internet, sleep tight, don't let the bed bugs bite <3.

It was nice talking to you to(day/night) :3

currently listening to: little toy gun ~honeyhoney

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

When I wake up I think:

Oh. He didn't respond. Oh well.

I wish my bed wasn't so big.

I should get something to fill that.

Oh. wait...

Going it alone is the most scary thing you'll ever have to do. You ARE on your own. Theres no one left to help. Pick up the pieces, push your own ass foreward, and live. It wasn't worth your time or tears. 

Monday, August 15, 2011

Monday Murpage

I'm a naturally inquisitive person. Not exactly curious, because when I think of curious I think of monkeys (aka Curious George), and I am most certainly not a monkey.


Anyway, back tracking from primates, I ask a lot of questions. Generally a good indication of my level in intrest in you is the frequency of my questions. If I'm rapid fire fan girl interrogating you on your condiment choice and underwear preference, I'm interested. If I ask you not a single thing, I really couldn't give a shit. 

Which brings me to my new(ish) idea for RHW; Monday Murpage.

It'll be series of random questions listen for yours and my amusement. It's meant to be kinda an interactive thing, because isn't blogging all about being social? If you wanna play along,  feel free to fill em' out in the comments, or even post them on you own blog :D. To be honest, I kinda stole the idea from Karen, my favorite blogger of all time ever in the history of the universe, but I'll revamp mine a little so I'm not so much of a copy cat. 
This is part of my plan to get myself back into blogging. School just started up for me again, so I know time will soon run even shorter. I figured that you guys deserve some content, at least once a week, and that I can most certainly do. So here goes bro, lemme know what you think.

1. Mood:
Alright I think. I didn't get too much sleep last night, so my dark circles are making me look like the walking dead. The zombie look isn't so attractive outside of Halloween. Good thing my online instructors can't see me.

2. What's your favorite purchase of the summer?
The navy blue sheer hi-lo cut dress I bought in Hong Kong. I've yet to wear it out yet, for fear of it blinding the eyes of on lookers with it's sheer awesomeness of beauty, but I will soon. 

Friday, August 12, 2011


In case you don't like reading that sort of stuff, here's a few kitties:

I warn you, beyond this point. Shit doesn't get cuter than that ^^^

Tuesday, August 09, 2011