Wednesday, August 24, 2011

A PSA for all the ladies going back to school

Don't dress like a ho. It ain't cute and nobody will like you.
Maybe you'll perk a few penises, but really, that's not too hard to do if you have a vagina, or some other orifice generally concealed by undergarments. It's school, not a brothel.
The people "hating" aren't old fogies with sticks up their ass, or people who are just jealous of what you have (or more likely, have not) got. They're people who don't enjoy seeing your bush peek out the bottom of your skirt during English at 7 in the morning. I'm all for dressing to party... when you're going to a party. Not school.
You can be plenty smokin' hot with your nipples covered. Don't just give sneak peaks away like that all day long, make em' work for it. I'm sure you don't want your junk in some kind of mental porn catalog of some sexually frustrated teenage boy who can't get any.
I'm not begging you to all dress "appropriately" by mom standards or anything. Think of it like this. When you're getting dressed in the morning, imagine you have a super protective boyfriend who leans towards the jealous end of the scale. Wear something that makes all his friends jealous, but covers everything he wouldn't want his friends to see. Cute, figure flattering, and leaving something to the imagination.

What do you guys think of school outfits? I'm interested to know.

It was nice talking to you today :3

currently listening to: a lecture by my history teacher :/

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