Dear Fall, Please decide what you are.

Cool and balmy? Wet and windy? Hot and bothered?

 Global warmings a pain. 

Collab'd Style and a Kick in the Butt

So after many a blab and nag about getting together, Maggie and I finally hung out to collab on some outfits. These pics are from our meet about 2 weeks ago, I just couldn't find the time to sit down and get things together until now (more on that below). The two of us have very different styles, but that's what makes it so fun to shop together. Somehow we're attracted to the same pieces of clothing, but they turn out looking totally different on each of us. Just goes to show how far styling really can change a piece. Speaking of which, funny story actually...

EOTD: Betsey Johnson Spring 2012 inspired

Long time no makeup eh?
The makeup break-up is over, and I'm pledging to start posting more looks within the next few weeks to get back into the swing of things. As I get better with my photo editor-ing skills, the quality of the pictures should get better. Still not perfect, but much better than that of my first look, no? Atleast improvement is in an upward trend.
This look was inspired by Betsey Johnson's Spring 2012 runway makeup during fashion week. Yes I'm aware that fashion week was ages ago, but lets just pretend these photos weren't sitting on my desktop for 2 weeks a month :P.

Monday Murpage

11:35 pm No time for cute charming/mildly entertaining oddly humored intro blurb. GO.

I don't have time to find a relevant picture raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. 

Que uber kyoot snugly kittens.

LES QUESTIONS

1. Mood:

Beyond frazzled, next question. 

2. How do you feel about shorts over tights?

I personally have absolutely nothing against it, and have been noted to sport the look quite a few times. I think it all depends on the texture/length of your shorts, and the print (if any) of your tights. 

3. If you had the choice between a large bedroom, or a dream walk in closet, which would you choose?

I'd have to say the dream closet, because I really don't spend too much time in my bedroom unless I'm blogging, doing my makeup, or catching up on that all important beauty sleep. Besides, In my dream closet there'd be a lounge section. If you're gunna dream, dream big right?

Remodeled and Revamped

Goodmoring my dears, I hope you all had a pleasant sleep.

For those of you with keen little eagle eyes,  you may notice that today's time stamp is quite  bit earlier than my usual RHW post. No I haven't taken up a morning workout regime (although i should...), nor have I been abducted by sunrise worshiping aliens. In true Kaelin form, I simply just haven't gone to bed yet XD.

For the last few hours I've been doing my darndest to give RHW a little facelift. Well, more like a face transplant. I felt like it was time RHW looked a little more.... OMPH-y, I just didn't know how much effort OMPH was haha. 4 1/2 hours later, I think our girl's starting to stir. Things got a little dicey in the operating room, but we pulled it together and came out swinging. I hope you enjoy the new changes, and please comment down below if you have anymore suggestions. <3

It was nice talking to you today :3

currently listening to: the sound of a band of squirrels

 taking on an owl outside my window XD

Monday Murpage

Yes I know I've missed two Mondays XD. I'm sorry, I"m sorry. I have no excuse. Let me make it up to you by telling you a little itty bitty story about how today's murpage came to be.
So I was minding my own business, surfing the interwebs talking to my peeps, and enjoying the soft fur of a dog at my feet; when suddenly, a little chat box popped up from none other than the ever punctual Maggie. We get in to talking about our days, going back and forth with blog tips and Nutella hot chocolate recipies (yum!), until she brings on the inevitable prodding I know is just the Maggie way:

"You know you have to get that Monday Murpage in before 12 or it doesn't count," She types with what I can only imagine looks like the face of a disproving Asian mother.

Yes I know Maggie, I'm on it. I swear on shirtless Zuko I will do my very best.

LES QUESTIONS

1. Mood:

Fantastic actually :D. Today started off kinda blah, I went to the mall and left without a single thing, a sure sign of depression. But now that I'm all settled in for the night and have some sushi in my belly I'm pretty content.

2. Quick name three things you're good at:

listening, poker, and closet organization.

3. Do you have a cartoon crush?

isn't it obvious? ^^^^

I'd either travel Zuko's Pangea-like world with him, or marry the fairy prince from Thumbelina. 

Hey there honey :3

Had a bad day?

Listen to this, it'll make you happy.

Tomorrow will be better I promise.

I love you guys.

It was nice talking to you today :3

You've got a fast car

but is it fast enough so we can fly away?

It's Tuesday night...

and the air is a' buzz with activity no? Drama on every oxygen atom. Anyway, I thought I'd just pop in real quick to say harro. I'm in a very bloggy type mood today. I'm always in the mood to blog when i'm super happy, if you put aside the little bickerings of highschool life, today was a damn good day. I went to the gym, I figured out I went up a cup size (YAY BOOBIES), I made pasta salad, I got 100% on my ACCG assignment, and I talked to a lot of old friends tonight. It's good I think, friend zone all around. It gives me more freedom to wear my sex heels lol.

Mmmmm, yummy. 

Goodnight everyone, sweet dreams.

Monday Murpage

Even though it's Tuesday.

I know, I'm sorry, I completely forgot. I just caught caught up in the day and time just slipped away from me. But fear not, you will still get your daily dose of Kaelin blabber :).

das a good man. 

LES QUESTIONS

1. Mood:

Bright eyed and bushy tailed for 9am. I'm about to go out for a run. 

2. What size bed do you sleep in?
A full size. It's actually very overpowering in my room because it's so big, and in reality I only need half the space for sleeping.

3. BLINGBlingBLING. How much is too much?

On the dailies I'm not really one to wear accessories. Sometimes I'll put together an outfit and I'll realize it's begging for a pair of earrings, or some boho bracelets; but 80% of the time the only thing I'll have on is a hair tie around my wrist. However, if I was going to say, The Oscars, you can never have enough. I'd rent out all the Harry Winston my body could lift.

Meeps.

I really need to start carrying my camera around with me, today was so.... great. I hung out with my boys today, and I can't remember when the last time was I felt that good. Well actually, I can remember, but that's a whole different story. It was a good day :3

Well except for the last few hours, those were kinda a bust. But i'm not going to let it bring own my whole mood. Ima nip this in the butt and go to bed.

*nods*

Goodnight moon

Sky Full of Lighters.

 **The songs I include at the end of each post are usually how I feel when I'm writing them. Try taking a listen to it while you're reading if you wanna see what it's like in this Kaelin mind. Link at the bottom like always.

So to tell you the truth, I've been sitting on these pictures for about a week XD. I had them all set and ready to rumble, but then I just couldn't think about anything to write about.

Well. That's not exactly true. 

The Dream.

Have you ever had one of those, "no rules" dreams? The kind where you can float around, teleport, fight aliens, and defy the rules of our restrictive reality? Those are my favorite kind. My mom use to say I had an overactive imagination, but I think she never discouraged it because if I was busy having imaginary tea parties with the Pope and Barney, my hands would be out of the cookie jar.

Nowadays my imaginary play time takes on a different form: online window shopping.

It's kinda an obsession really. I'll scroll through thousands of items and fill up my imaginary cart til my hearts content, without a care to the cost. $200 jeans? Psh. $768 Prada Shoes? No sweat. $1,459 DVF dress? Chump change. After you get the high from filling up, you're supposed to ditch at the last stage of checkout. This process is supposed to help recovering shopaholics get the same high as normal shopping, without the wallet damage. Unfortunately, my resolve isn't strong, and often times something ends up coming home with me XD.

Here's a little dream room I put together after today's imaginary spree. It's kinda like a ladies lounge/closet/old hollywood dressing room. I hope you enjoy, let me know down in the comments what'd you fill your dream room up with.

Vintage Vanity ($650) 

Boudoir Chair ($445)

Monday Murpage

Okay, it's 10:26 and I'm just now starting, as long as this gets in before midnight it still counts right? RIGHT. I'll admit it, this week I totally forgot about Monday Murpage. I just lost track of the time guis :/. Remember those changes I've been rambling on about? Yeah, it's those again. I feel like I'm becoming that purple monster with a billion heads from Hercules;

Too many captains; too many people; too many directions. Its hard to live when you're 7 different people.

Today I mostly murped around my house and ran a few local errands. My parents are really taking advantage of my need for driving practice and sending me all over town. They even enlisted me to be their designated driver for a function this week. Hey, the California Drivers Handbook said I had to drive with an adult over the age of 25, it didn't say anything about that adult needing to be sober.

Lols this blog is starting to be more personal than I imagined it being, maybe I should change my little about me blurb so I don't mislead people.

ANYWAY.

LES QUESTIONS

1. Mood:

A little worn down. I'm feeling kinda under the weather. 

2. What's the worst date you've ever been on?

The time a guy invited me to the fair and ditched me. I was a little miffed at first because we'd arrived together, but I got over it enough so that I could find someone else to fill my daily dose of testosterone. He was pretty mad when he found out. To be fair, I didn't even know it was a date. 

3. Do you have an earphone preference?

I do indeed. I actually have kinda oddly built ears, so earphones present a certain challenge. I have small ear holes (canals?) so the earbuds with the foam stuff that are suppose to fit to your ears always fall out on me. And then I also have a pretty small head, so head phones rarely hit on my ears even on the smallest setting. And ear phones that wrap around the ear are usually too big at standard size because my ears are so small. I'm kinda just all around small in the headular area. I wish the same could be said about my butt. Right now, I'm using this cool hair of workout earbuds from target with these rubber cones inside. Oh Target, you always have just what I need.

Hey guess what.

I got a blogging app for my phone :D.
I'll do my best to get the hang of the formatting and stuff. Prepare for random(er) posts.
I'm live from the road bebe

It was nice talking to you today :3

Ps. Please excuse my face, I'm at kaiser XD.

Pps. The ratio between emoticons to actual words in this post is enormous lol.

Isnt it all complicated? (a blurb and photo thoughts)

Il est toujours les fesses d'âne... le sigh.

I never get to say everything. I wish, we could have one day of completely open honesty. Without fear of offending one another, or breaking bonds, or burning bridges. Just honesty with our fellow human beings. Maybe we wouldn't all hurt so much then. 

Talk to me. I promise I'm a nice person.

A PSA for all the ladies going back to school

Don't dress like a ho. It ain't cute and nobody will like you.
Maybe you'll perk a few penises, but really, that's not too hard to do if you have a vagina, or some other orifice generally concealed by undergarments. It's school, not a brothel.
The people "hating" aren't old fogies with sticks up their ass, or people who are just jealous of what you have (or more likely, have not) got. They're people who don't enjoy seeing your bush peek out the bottom of your skirt during English at 7 in the morning. I'm all for dressing to party... when you're going to a party. Not school.
You can be plenty smokin' hot with your nipples covered. Don't just give sneak peaks away like that all day long, make em' work for it. I'm sure you don't want your junk in some kind of mental porn catalog of some sexually frustrated teenage boy who can't get any.
I'm not begging you to all dress "appropriately" by mom standards or anything. Think of it like this. When you're getting dressed in the morning, imagine you have a super protective boyfriend who leans towards the jealous end of the scale. Wear something that makes all his friends jealous, but covers everything he wouldn't want his friends to see. Cute, figure flattering, and leaving something to the imagination.



What do you guys think of school outfits? I'm interested to know.

It was nice talking to you today :3

currently listening to: a lecture by my history teacher :/

Monday Murpage

Bettchu aaaaaaaaaaaaaall thought I'd bail didn't you? DIDNT YOU?!

Nah I'm here :3.

*swoons*

Last week's been a bit strange for me. I feel like right now I'm at a cross roads, so many things are due for changing and rearranging, but it seems like the universe hasn't quite decided which way it wants to bend me yet. I'm just trying to tread water, keep my face above the break line, do my best, and hope it all works out. It gets kinda tiring all on my own. But then if i sit down and really think about it, I've already been on my own for quite some time.

Sorry if that wasn't full of pep, I could think of at catchy upbeat intro XD.

LES QUESTIONS

1. Mood:

A little melancholic at the moment. I had a lovely afternoon chitchat with a gal pal earlier, but now I'm starting to feel a little blah. Too much stress I think. 

2. Pick one: Chicken, Pork, or Beef. The two that you do not choose you must give up forever and ever. 

This one's hard. I can defintely eliminate chicken right off the bat, I'm not much for poultry on the reg. And then it's hard to choose between pork and beef. I loves me a good and delicious steak, but in Chinese culture so many foods revolve around pork. And bacon. Oh god I love bacon..... Ima havta go with pork. 

3. What is your perfect heel height?

Probably 3 1/2 to 4 inches. 5 is kinda pushing it as far as all day wear, and I refuse to put on a heel less than 3 inches. If it's shorter than that, might as well just wear flats. Tiny heels can be just as uncomfortable as sky high stillettos, and I don't see the point in suffering if I don't get the height gain. 

Let's Fly Back

Time just seems to be moving to quickly my dears. Today is already Sunday, and my first week of school has blown by. Summer has official shriveled up in the sun from a robust 3 months to a mere pittance of sunrises and sunsets. le sigh. Time for another chapter. 

This is my new dress I was talking about in last week's Monday Murpage. I found it while wandering around the backstreet boutiques of Mongkok with some of my girlfriends. I actually kinda feel like a blue jay taking flight with the long tail flowing out behind me.

                         

Don't you just hate it when...

You open the internet browser, you look on your blogger dashboard, you go to redheelswalking....